Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Meera - The Pride Of Pakistan

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Much has been said and written in these pages about our girl Meera and her excursions in the Indian Film Industry. Inspired, one of our readers sent me a coupla pictures of what had apparently been her *scenes* in the movie "Zeher". I am just posting the more steamy ones.

On second thoughts, she is a tad sexy. And yeah, you've got no future in Pakistan, Meera. Cheesy movies and equally cheesy dance sequences aren't your forte. Stay in India, and give us some hot news. You'll atleast get the hot dance numbers, like "Saaqi Saaqi" :)

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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k." Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "W" by "V". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors; be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil b no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru. English with the Russain accent, Ze Boris!

7 comments:

Pajia said...

lozerrr!!! ab sab tumhai ek cheap n perverted samjhaingai!!! ... n i dont want ppl to think like tht abt u!!!
I M GHUSSA TOO!!!

uXuf said...

Nahin bhai, I am just showing the face of the matter. Nobody would think me as cheap and perverted, and nobody thinks so too.

Isliyeh koi pareshani ki bat nahin. Everything will get alright, we'll stop doing that and not feel guilty!

Pajia said...

hainnnn ...... tumko meera k scene main mai kion yaad agayee bhi!!! Helloooooo ... excuse me!!!! I m not like meera achaw!!

uXuf said...

We'll stop doing that and not feel guilty! :P

Mujhay to kuch yad nahin aya :P

stalker said...

is the movie "zeher" ? coz i just saw taht movie (with imraan hashmi and that girl from mohabbatain) and didn't recognize any meera in it !

uXuf said...

Apparently. Speaks volumes about my ignorance (and possibly disapproval) of Indian cinema.

And I dont think Meera could complete a film in that short tenure. Maybe it was all a publicity stint.

GKB.

uXuf said...

Ab I got to know that the Meera film is 'Nazar', not Zeher. Sorry for the messup, but I didnt knew :P