Thursday, March 17, 2005

My Handwriting Analysis

Blog-hopping feels like a nice pasttime. I get to explore new territories, meet new people, understand ideas. I read about this Handwriting Wizard on Samar's blog. According to her "it's pretty accurate. misses a few points lekin hits the mark more often than not." Indeed it does. My handwriting is indeed very blatant. It uncovers those parts of me that I didnt even know of. Here is the analysis: Something is incomplete in Yousuf's life. He feels frustration relating to his physical needs and desires. Somewhere in his life there is some disappointment, non-fulfillment, and interruption. This is very likely to relate to Yousuf's sexual needs. [Yeah! I am incomplete! Meri shaadi karado!!!] Yousuf has a temper. He uses this as a defense mechanism when he doesn't understand how to handle a situation. Temper is a hostile trait used to protect the ego. Temper can be a negative personality trait in the eyes of those around him. [Do somebody remember when the last time I was in temper?] Yousuf is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time. [Ofcourse, sarcasm is my other name :) ] Yousuf is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. [Sun lo!] He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Yousuf basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average. In reference to Yousuf's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. [Ofcourse I know I have one] He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Yousuf slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Yousuf can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip. Yousuf will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want his opinion, don't ask for it! [Yeah! Isiliye 'people' get mad when I analyse their works :(] Yousuf will demand respect and will expect others to treat him with honor and dignity. Yousuf believes in his ideas and will expect other people to also respect them. He has a lot of pride. Yousuf uses judgment to make decisions. He is ruled by his head, not his heart. He is a cool, collected person who is usually unexpressive emotionally. Some may see him as unemotional. He does have emotions but has no need to express them. He is withdrawn into himself and enjoys being alone. The circumstances when Yousuf does express emotions include: extreme anger, extreme passion, and tremendous stress. If someone gets him mad enough to tell him off, he will not be sorry about it later. He puts a mark in his mind when someone angers him. He keeps track of these marks and when he hits that last mark he will let them know they have gone too far. He is ruled somewhat by self-interest. All his conclusions are made without outside emotional influence. He is very level-headed and will remain calm in an emergency situation. In a situation where other people might get hysterical, he has poise. Yousuf will work more efficiently if given space and time to be alone. He would rather not be surrounded by people constantly. In a relationship, he will show his love by the things he does rather than by the things he says. Saying "I love you" is not a needed routine because he feels his mate should already know. The only exception to this is if he has logically concluded that it is best for his mate to hear him express his love verbally. Yousuf is not subject to emotional appeals. If someone is selling a product to him, they will need to present only the facts. They should present them from a standpoint of his sound judgment. He will not be taken in by an emotional story about someone else. He will meet emergencies without getting hysterical and he will always ask "Is this best for me?" [Unemotional? Me? There was this big question mark over my personality, and I think its getting around to being an exclamation mark now. Got your answers?] People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Yousuf doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others. So that's it. My personality, laid bare in front of every one to trample on. But still there are few things that nobody would never know of. Except somebody. And to be that somebody, you'll have to analyse me.


Extiinct said...

Dudeee!!! you are so right! ur like an extension to my personality!

say wouldn't mind me calling you the B-word now would you? [see Saad Bhai wala post:P]

uXuf said...

Well ofcourse you can! Lekin, in my jargon, the B-word is reserved for the fair sex. You know, when a person of the fair sex becomes really hard to tolerate, starts bickering, picks up fight etc. Then we call her the B-word.

But ofcourse we use it among friends too. So its okay.

[You're talking about the female of dog wala B-word naa? :S]

Extiinct said...

dude! i meant Bhai wala B-word:P zehniyat dekho! saad bhai wale post main female dog wala B-word kahan use howa hai?

but i've no problem if you want to be referred to as the former B-word:P lol

uXuf said...

Lahol wala!

I dont know which B-word you can refer me with. But remember, as someone said: "Bhai to mein apnay baap ka bhi nahin!"

:P lol